I Wonder How Would it Sound?

April 4th, 1984.
It was a Bright Cold Day in April and The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen.
And I Was Sipping Gin with my Beloved Friend Dr Benway.
The City of Anexia was Good, Cool, Mad And Grey as it Tends to be
We Were Right in the Middle of My Beautifully Grey Room.
Room 101
With Peeling Wet Walls, Hearing the Screams of The Naked and Mad Scratching and Crying at My Door.
Enjoying the Sound Of Rust.
He was talking about his ways of Human Conditioning,
How through the ways of Brutal And Cruel Torture, Conditioned a Young Fragile Boy In his Early Twenties
To Get Naked at the Ring of His Bell that He Carried on his Pocket.
To bent down and cry for him.
Otherwise intense Discomfort Would Occur to Him
That Just Wouldn't go Away.
Just Like Being Addicted to Heroin.
Crying All the Way Down but Unable to Help Himself.
Feeling Dirty and Used.
I Told him that I was Alright.
I Said That I Did not Require a Sex Slave, I Said That That Might Just Take All The fun away.
I said I was More Interested in 4th Dimensionality.
That If Possible to Achieve You Could Be Living in the Present Future and Past at the Same time.
And Stay Somewhere in your Life, Present Past or Future Forever.
You Could Have an Orgasm 4 years If You Like for Example.
And Always Be Young. And Always Be Loved as Well.
Or Spending a Hundred Years of Solitude.
Beyond Pity Human Emotions.

Somebody Had To Break Into My Place.
There's Always Somebody Fucking The Fun Somehow.
Little Did we Know It Was Death.
Carrying His Long Scythe .
And His Long Black Veil.
and His Neat Anger Chaos Sadness and Disease.
I asked if he Wanted a Drink.
I Told Him how much I was of a Fan of His.
He Sat Down And Chatted With us.
He Said How the Hades Was So Cool.
That Jesus Was The Waiter of Hell.
Coming always Smiling on a Pink tutu.
And Nobody Ever Had To Tip Him.
(Nobody Did)
How Satan Was a Cool warm Hearted Man and Played The Most Beautiful Music on His Piano.
Cain And Abel Are there all the Time, Killing Each Other and Coming Back To Life Endlessly.
That's Just Their Ways.
We Were Just too Jealous, we Had to Let Him Go.
and I Took a Long Dark Bath While Smoking a Cigar.
Wondering If I could Get a Record of his....

Crack Whores

Well this is a very old Posting from my ex non fiction Blog, Now its officially fiction.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Crack Whores

Hello Hello Guys!
You know when I find something interesting to talk with you guys I tend to write it down before I forget.

So this one goes like this.

I was working last night until 11:30 pm as usual for a Friday night cause I am very lame and Mexican and I need to find a way to put alcohol on my table.
Food is free, just go to a bloody shelter, you get the best stories there.

And I did not want to go home to sit on the lower part of my spine where my Rectum is located for hours.
So I was walking around as usual looking for something to justify me waking up, and i saw this girl (Very Hot by the way).

-Note: all the dialogues of this girl are very hasty and sometimes incoherent
(Very Hasty)

Do you have any spare change?

Well what do you need it for? If you can tell me?

Whats your accent from?

Mexico city, quite a big place, I don't get bored as much like in here

Mexico is nice, I LIKE MEXICO

me: So why do need the money for?

Girl: To buy druuuuuugs

Me: Mjmmmmm what kind of drugs, im kinda bored and forgot to go the the all mighty beerstore

Girl: CRaCk

Me: mmjmmm I never tried that one before, I heard its one of the most horribly Addictive ones

Girl: Come Come, Follow me. ( to some random guy) Hi Jack! are you gonna shoot that?

Jack: Yeah, cover me *Guy injects some shit in his arm ooww yeaaah


We kept walking until we saw a homeless shelter, and the the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life appeared in front of my eyes.
For a split second I thought that finally we had been invaded by zombies.
As I saw this broken looking figure, this monstrous Toothless Jerky human being .

But after I heard her saying some jerky slippery blurry coherence I knew that she wasn't Feeding on brains but on Crack Dinner.

The hot looking girl hastily asked a big fat guy for a piece of crack, they where always spitting.

She hand the money and got a tiny stone, It looked white and harmless,
I paid ten bucks and was meant to try it, I did but she took almost everything. she got almost all and went really monkey about that.

Looking at them staring at the drugs so fierce-fully, and holding it like a guy shot in the lungs would carry an oxygen tank.

While lounging there I asked,

Me: Hey, so, where do you sleep?

Her: I never sleep more than 3 hours, When I do I do it in a park, or wherever I am.
Having a pussy is an asset when you need a place to sleep.
(I was so so jealous of not having one.)

Me: oh cool you are a warrior! you kinda remind me the Spartans.

Around 15 seconds of silence




Me: Just with a little more crack. ......


I Guess.... she said

Then a Big fat bear of a man appeared in front of us, with his dull face and long yellow shirt with a baseball cap with the sticker retardedly stamped on a side.

Yellow man: I want to have sex with you for money, said this individual to the girl

Girl: (hastily): yeah yeah sure Yeah right Now? Sure

Yellow guy: Ill give you 20 bucks

Girl (Hastily): yeah sure lets do it quick, quick quick

Yellow guy: By the Way your Friend Can't Come

Girl: No he wont he wont, he is not my friend.
"nice bitch i thought"

Yellow guy: We can't do it here, we would have to do it at my place in Orleans

Girl: Are You CRazY!? noooooneee is going to do it for 20 bucks to orleans (Far away downtown in the suburbs)

Yellow guy: I will drive you after

Girl: nNo, i DonnT do That! you WoUld have to GivE me 40 foR that and BrInG mE Right BacK.

Yellow guy: 40 dollars, thats too much for you, I better go
(that was a lie mr cheapo, she was pornstar look alike, but Whateva)

Girl: noo wait wait wait, lets do an alley way right now, come on 20 dollars lets do an alley way.


As the girl was running to catch this guy, I stood up got a grape slushy and watched the twilight zone for a while at my place.
Then I started to Laugh about my Joke of the Spartans.
Spartans with crack.
hahahahahahahahahaha

Tales of Tears and Madness

Hello, I am a fellow human being.
Just Like You.
I masturbate, Pee, Defecate, Curse the world.
All that good stuff, Just Like You.

I had a Blog before, which its still accessible, but I heard many times it was too dirty, obscene, Morbid and Destructive, So I decided to start again.

I don't really know that well to what extent I Will be able to post, Since I would dislike to hurt people I know. and love, Obviously. Fiction sounds like the best answer.

So It Begins