It Was Rainy Day and My Hair Was all Wet.

It Was Rainy Day and My Hair Was all Wet.
I Was Driving my bike from my old landlord.
Quite a nice guy, from Bangladesh I believe.
Always so calmed and relaxed.
My same age as well.
He was Helping Me Move to My New apartment,
He needed the place back since his sister and her husband are moving there.
The Apartment that I was  subletting was in a community house building.
He helped me move which was nice of him.
 I asked him how he was while he was driving a van with all my life crammed in there.
He said that he wasn't doing that well.
He said that he just came back from His Psychiatrist.
He told me that he was stuck with a sudden shock of depression out of the blue for no reason.
He was engaged but couldn't deal with the pressure so he lost his to be wife.
He decided he could not deal with the pressure of his mental state.
He has a lot of money, he has around 5 houses that he rents so he doesn't even need to work.
C'est la vie.


It was an interesting place to Live.
There was a lot of crack heads around,
I almost got stabbed a couple of times.
Crack heads are so unreliable.
They will lie easily, but their lies are dumb so you have to be very naive or too fucked up to shallow such stupid things.

I was very naive.

Once they fuck you over somehow and you tell them: Hey fuck you
They'll get the  olfa knife.
Since i'm poor I never got scammed for more than 10 bucks.
I could have easily broken their hand a couple of times while they dig for the knife on their knees on the floor.

But ten bucks it's not worth too much drama.

A couple of life lessons.
Never buy drugs from girls if they are pretty, You'll get easily mobbed at any point.
Never buy after 6 unless you know the person.
Don't buy shit from guys that look to be in a group.
Well not really from anyone after 6.
When they are on crack they tend to hang alone. They will always carry a knife.

"My buddy is right there"
thats a lie.
Never pay before.
Always inspect the stuff before if you are buying weed.
These guys are so dumb they don't even put it in realistic gram bags.
They will be stupid enough to put in in a wrapped dollar store plastic bag.
I'm just saying since I was naive enough a couple of times to pay first.
Then you get 5 crack heads pushing you, Or a hot cracked woman screaming rape. Or a random dude with a knife.
Sometimes its just a very big dude, No need for a knife, Their mass is enough to treat you like a stick figure.
Or at least me since I'm a bit skinny.
And I'm not as masculine looking as lets say Mr T.

There were ambulances outside of my building in my building all the time.
Sometimes blood.
Most of the times it was brown already.
If there is a stabbing the building won't clean it right away.
They would wait for the superintendent's shift next morning.


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I moved to my new place. The landlord though I was gay.
He tried hitting on me.
I told him how much I love Madonna. I said that her new record MDNA was great.
I said that Justin Timberlake had a great voice.
And That S Club 7 should reunite.
( I know that they are called S Club 3 or something like that now. I hate myself for knowing that, they are fat and old)

As always when they say That I look like Adam Lambert I loose my Shit.

Referencing shit sucks isn't it? Someone reading this in 5 years won't know what the hell I'm talking about....

Ps Rainbows and Cindy Lauper my beloved Rainbows.

Russian roulette

A 18 years old girl asked me to let her live with me yesterday.
I am bored and everything is wrong.
I tell her that I haven't even met her.
I tell her that she can try it out for four days and if it's not ok she'll have to leave.
Man, A Russian roulette Must be exiting.

One of my best friends in the world is heavily insane.
Diagnosed with heavy schizophrenia.
She is very good looking.
She is a year younger than me.
She is 24.
Very Skinny, Very Sweet, Very Warm.
Very Insane.


She once told me that she was once in solitary confinement in prison.
Apparently she bit a police officer.
When an offender bites a police officer,
 both of the humans engaged end up going to a hospital right away.
and if you have HIV you will go to prison for 5 years.
The female officer eventually dying and her kids crying around the corpse and other emo stuff like that as well.
Since you would have infected the officer with that as well.
Since my friend was negate that didn't happen.

I don't know for how long she was in prison for a fact.  I know that since she is mental she goes somewhere else to "Not hurt anybody".
She said she was in solitary confinement for 2 weeks.
That her room was absolutely dark. and that she didn't have human interaction with anyone for all that time.
2 weeks.
She is an overly sexualiced (or however you write that word) person.
That's why she became my friend so fast in the first place.
When I met her she said out loud in a big crowd of people around 4pm: "I wanna get Fucked In My pussy and In my asshole"
It was easy for me to speak to her afterwards.
Nothing made sense but It was so much fun.
somehow...
Anyways the overly sexualized (z?c?) friend in solitary confinement is bored and she gets some cinnamon bread and oreo cookies.
She puts the cinnamon bread inside of her ass because she is bored in the dark one night.
it is dry,
it crumbles,
it burns a little,
The sugar helps but its not very wet, It's a very dry Icing.
Anyways she gets it in.
The Oreo she puts a couple in her pussy,
they dont crumble that bad.

The Next day you will discover that the cinnamon bread is hard to take out of your rectum.
and it will burn but just a bit.
It would be hard to take out since its so dry, and your ass gets hydrated just enough.
So you might have to experience an uncomfortable dig.

The cookies are not that bad, Vaginas lubricate better so they are soggy and they can be removed easier after overnight exposure.

She is very Sweet, I just did a short film with her about sex and lasers,
haha hehe haha.
that should be up soon.
Have you ever thought about how much a pain in the rectum is to keyframe blur on pointy nipples?

She has been on schizo injections for about a month.
She is still crazy.
She is sterile while on those. one injection a month.
That last a month long.

 She want's to move here too.
and an escort friend as well.

 I see Trees of green........ Red roses too
I see em Bloom..... for Me and For You
And I think to Myself.... What a Wonderful World. 

Any Second.....
Let's See, I shouldn't have put my bag of cookies in the Toilet for fear of eating them stoned.

Maybe a good call. anorexia can get mean.

To end this.
Have you tried buying a Christmas tree on April?
I can lecture you on that...
There should be a book named " Psychology of Christmas Trees On April"....