Tuesday, October 30, 2012
Time Face
Am I really Stoned?
What the fuck is this Facetime Shit Anyways.
Oh Dude! That video of that dead dude, Steve Jobs Explains it Everything!
That youtube one.
Wait a second, Isn't that like the Telescreens from 1984?
Holy snap.
Whateva. Siri is creapy enough already.
I asked her for a blow job and it Gave me a couple of escorting websites.
I asked it for God and it gave me an address in St Claire Street.
That shit is great.
If Neo had taken both pills at the same time where would he be?
What if he was high on pills for the whole movie and 'The Matrix" didn't exist?
What if Morpheous Just Date Raped Neo with a silly Story.
Free druuugs.
Recently someone told me the daughter of real Life Morpheous. Mr Laurence was a famous porn actress.
Thats How I Discovered that I coulnd't link porn on facebook.
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This reminds me of the story of my friend getting drugged in Bulgaria. He was touring all day, and took a sit to rest. A local started talking to him and offered him a cookie. Being polite he accepted it.
ReplyDeleteNext thing he knows he is in his hostel room with cops yelling at him.
Apparently the cookie was drugged, all his stuff was taken, and he proceeded to harass the town and dance on bar tables high off his ass =D