A Random Phone Call

I got A very random call today, It was like 3 hours long.

I Said I had a thing for Russians and Asians.

I was pretty sure she was Asian. I was bloody wrong, But she was Russian.
It's always somehow eather or.
Some Russian Nut Job or Some Asian weirdo. I gotta tell I love them.

I told her I had enough explosives to blow a big time part of all she knew.
I lied, I don't hate shit enough to do it.


I told her it was 3pm and that I was completely naked.
By the way this is a complete stranger that called me last night after I got her my number.
She Said she is coming soon.
I got to buy daisies.

Here I am looking for flower shops.

Wanna Come Over?

Wanna Come Over?
So we don't Die Alone.
Dying with a kiss Sounds Nice, Lets Do That.
I recently learned how to Make Nitrogliserine.
 I just read 'Fight club".

Lets see, I have Porn Magazines.
That's a lie. Internet makes them useless.

This transsexual teen, 19 years old asked me to have gay sex with her.
She said republicans make her think of gay sex.
She is dying of Liver failure by the way.
Cancer Sucks.

I hated to see her at the club.
I hated to see her too.
And Specially her.

I just want to burn and wither all the fun that I can't have.
The Sentence above? I meant burn. This is just being weird.

Well I would not, But it would be nice to see it on the screen.
On the big  screen nothing is real.
That's why I got into Film.

Who would wonder vaginas bring so many heartaches?


Some random girl from nowhere asked me to marry her, Other dropped her strap on dildo on my floor, some other just started schizo injections,  some other has got a new boy friend, But that ONE told
you she Didin't love you.

I Live Alone

 Fiction:

I Live Alone,
and I'm bored of the world.
So I let my Prostitute friend to move in.
Her Russian friend was here for a couple of days.
I'm Sorry
She is From Borat's Land
Kazakhstan.
I can't even pronounce that.

So I'm supposed to go to bed.
She puked so much.
So so much.
It looked like pain.

No work for me tomorrow.

I'll be fucked, I just hope I don't spend much.

She puked so much,
she is about my age, 24.
She is really sad and lost
But so am I

so what?

It's somehow 2 pm

I gotta go out and face the world.
I don't have a realistic reason
other than going to the Lcbo and the bank.
I might go to the movies. It's been so long.

Im pretty sure I took A shower yesterday.
thats a fact I think.


She told me she slept in the bathtub, the russian friend.
I told her that russians where always cool in my brain.

I woke up and she was already on the computer.
I don't know for a fact what day it is.
Not that I care much but my birthday is in a week. I think.
November 21, the last day of the Scorpios


My other friend puked more and more,
No bra or shirt
she skept puking vodka as I typed.
I played loud classical music and lied on the floor laughing.

Meow

I Was Bored

I'm hating to write right now.
She is topless. watching Dexter.
I like her tits, I won't try to be a gentleman.

Her Russian friend is in the kitchen, I forgot that there was some other 3rd world countries outside of Mexico.
There are some girls that are so hot in Kazakhstan. Believe me
it sounds like a shit hole
an they are all blonde and russian and niceand cute.
I know, what the fuck.

I don't want fucking mac and cheese, thank you.
You never think about the asian side of Russia where everybody is hot and poor.
It does make sense right?



I don't want to know what "Dexter"is about.
Shit on the balls, Shit on my dick, Saying shit is fun.
Shit shit shit shit shit shit.
I need to feel bad
i can't
Doom.