A Random Phone Call

I got A very random call today, It was like 3 hours long.

I Said I had a thing for Russians and Asians.

I was pretty sure she was Asian. I was bloody wrong, But she was Russian.
It's always somehow eather or.
Some Russian Nut Job or Some Asian weirdo. I gotta tell I love them.

I told her I had enough explosives to blow a big time part of all she knew.
I lied, I don't hate shit enough to do it.


I told her it was 3pm and that I was completely naked.
By the way this is a complete stranger that called me last night after I got her my number.
She Said she is coming soon.
I got to buy daisies.

Here I am looking for flower shops.