Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Crack Whores
Hello Hello Guys!
You know when I find something interesting to talk with you guys I tend to write it down before I forget.
So this one goes like this.
I was working last night until 11:30 pm as usual for a Friday night cause I am very lame and Mexican and I need to find a way to put alcohol on my table.
Food is free, just go to a bloody shelter, you get the best stories there.
And I did not want to go home to sit on the lower part of my spine where my Rectum is located for hours.
So I was walking around as usual looking for something to justify me waking up, and i saw this girl (Very Hot by the way).
-Note: all the dialogues of this girl are very hasty and sometimes incoherent
(Very Hasty)
Do you have any spare change?
Well what do you need it for? If you can tell me?
Whats your accent from?
Mexico city, quite a big place, I don't get bored as much like in here
Mexico is nice, I LIKE MEXICO
me: So why do need the money for?
Girl: To buy druuuuuugs
Me: Mjmmmmm what kind of drugs, im kinda bored and forgot to go the the all mighty beerstore
Girl: CRaCk
Me: mmjmmm I never tried that one before, I heard its one of the most horribly Addictive ones
Girl: Come Come, Follow me. ( to some random guy) Hi Jack! are you gonna shoot that?
Jack: Yeah, cover me *Guy injects some shit in his arm ooww yeaaah
We kept walking until we saw a homeless shelter, and the the most horrible thing I have ever seen in my life appeared in front of my eyes.
For a split second I thought that finally we had been invaded by zombies.
As I saw this broken looking figure, this monstrous Toothless Jerky human being .
But after I heard her saying some jerky slippery blurry coherence I knew that she wasn't Feeding on brains but on Crack Dinner.
The hot looking girl hastily asked a big fat guy for a piece of crack, they where always spitting.
She hand the money and got a tiny stone, It looked white and harmless,
I paid ten bucks and was meant to try it, I did but she took almost everything. she got almost all and went really monkey about that.
Looking at them staring at the drugs so fierce-fully, and holding it like a guy shot in the lungs would carry an oxygen tank.
While lounging there I asked,
Me: Hey, so, where do you sleep?
Her: I never sleep more than 3 hours, When I do I do it in a park, or wherever I am.
Having a pussy is an asset when you need a place to sleep.
(I was so so jealous of not having one.)
Me: oh cool you are a warrior! you kinda remind me the Spartans.
Around 15 seconds of silence
Me: Just with a little more crack. ......
I Guess.... she said
Then a Big fat bear of a man appeared in front of us, with his dull face and long yellow shirt with a baseball cap with the sticker retardedly stamped on a side.
Yellow man: I want to have sex with you for money, said this individual to the girl
Girl: (hastily): yeah yeah sure Yeah right Now? Sure
Yellow guy: Ill give you 20 bucks
Girl (Hastily): yeah sure lets do it quick, quick quick
Yellow guy: By the Way your Friend Can't Come
Girl: No he wont he wont, he is not my friend.
"nice bitch i thought"
Yellow guy: We can't do it here, we would have to do it at my place in Orleans
Girl: Are You CRazY!? noooooneee is going to do it for 20 bucks to orleans (Far away downtown in the suburbs)
Yellow guy: I will drive you after
Girl: nNo, i DonnT do That! you WoUld have to GivE me 40 foR that and BrInG mE Right BacK.
Yellow guy: 40 dollars, thats too much for you, I better go
(that was a lie mr cheapo, she was pornstar look alike, but Whateva)
Girl: noo wait wait wait, lets do an alley way right now, come on 20 dollars lets do an alley way.
As the girl was running to catch this guy, I stood up got a grape slushy and watched the twilight zone for a while at my place.
Then I started to Laugh about my Joke of the Spartans.
Spartans with crack.
hahahahahahahahahaha
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